Wear your best (or worst) black and white attire, preferably cow print
The end of the world is cumming, are you prepared?
The cows are going to spaaaace!
The 80s called, and they're bringing their mullets back
(TXIH ends after the eclipse on Monday, but for those staying an additional night, we thought we'd provide an additional theme)
Skits will be on a wooden stage, approximately 2-3 cowslengths large